"Ur ye hearin' impaired? Ur pure corned beef? Noo thaur is th' change tae become a polis officer. Thaur ur plenty
places available in th' goyish village wi' geiwe! Fur mair than a week
every nicht fowk ur playin' wi' fire works, nae polis in secht. Sae
corned beef fowk grab thes chance ay a life time."
