19.8.16

Obituary

 Fa'en in th' endurin' battle against feline scum
Th' village whaur Ah bide is infected wi' cats an' Ah hate them. Thes week a fellaw dug escaped frae his hoose tae gie a breath ay caller air got hauld a a moggie an killed it reit awa'. Some humans tried mistakenly tae sae th' moggie, but ne'er e'en try tae separate a dug frae his prey. 'En somebody took a chib an' chibbed th' dug. Th' goyish polis appeared shot an' killed mah brither callin' heem aggressife. Ah woods caa th' polis plain glaikit.
Una Barquhar