KERST

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(Oh! That tickles!)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
(Ah-choo!)
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight