Amerikaans begroetingsritueel

"And how are you today?"
"Thank you, not too bad and you?"
"Thank you!"
Mogelijke variaties:
1."And how are you today?"
"Not."
"?????"
2. "And how were you last week?"
"?????"
3. "And how are you today?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Me too, have a nice one."
4. And how are you today?"
"Blind."
"I see."
5. "And how are you today?"
"Outrageous fine, thank you."
"Be glad, the day isn't over yet".
6."And how are you today?"

"Grüss Gott."
"Sorry, wrong country."