Una

Ye noo, ur at leest ye shoods ken, 'at cats ur glaikit self-centered animals. Tae proof 'at they ur egoistic Ah only hae tae point at th' fact 'at they lick their ain bums. Hoo law can ye gang. 'At they ur glaikit is common knowledge, but some fowk in a god forsaken place as Bornbarebum opened up a trainings center fur dogs as if we waur th' dumb ones. Reid this:

Weel, weel, these Bornbarebummers shoods gae coorses fur cats, nae fur dogs, we ur smart enaw oorselves.