"Ah am - when push comes tae shove - only a simple dug, surroonded by complete idiots, loch german shepherds, labradors, bichons an' th' likes. Nae 'at Ah hate them, but Ah dornt loch them either. Some dogs disguise themselves, pretend tae be scottish an' e'en pee at lamp posts usin' a typical scottish flavoor. Ah'll gie ye an example: cameron, if Ah ever heard a body nam misused it's 'at a body. Ah wonder if he can roll his r's, but Ah am sure he cannae. Efter aw he is jist an sassenach bulldog."
