26.5.13

Pizza

 Hoe word ik een volleerd pizzaproleet?
(Zoals u begrijpt dient het het recept daartoe in het pizzaboerenengels te worden gegeven, want dat is de omgangstaal in bedoeld circuit.) 
To begin, remove your brain mass completely. This can be done in two ways. By sucking or blowing. The best method, to make sure, that no parts of the brain are left behind, is sucking. The best way is through the nose, so you can draw your skull vacuum. Once you are brainless you are willingly hired  by any pizza dealer. He will process your brain in Pizza Cervelli and then provides you with a souped up moped. This can and should create no traffic offense: because you are indeed completely brainless.