Dier Mom end Ded,
Sins Aj uhraiwd in Emstuhdem fortien dees uhgo Aj fiel verrie matsj et hoom alreddie, it fiels laik Aj em edzjusted, or better: ze Datsj hew edzjusted toe mie. Uh lot of sings aar ze seem es et hoom. Aj wil giw jou uh koppel of eksempels: Aj baai maj treentikkets in ze steesjon at “Tikkuts end Surwis”, uh tieviesteesjon is kolt Bie-En-En, zu meel is braud bai Tie-En-Tie end stll dos not eksplood in jor fees (djook, haha), zu haispiedtreensistum is kolt NS haispied, in sjort Aj fiel at hoom, espessiallie biekos zu noes on tellewision is meenlie kowering uh murdurkees. End zat is not matsj diffuhrunt from zu noes in Etlanta, uhpaart from zu neem of kors. Hier zu gaai is kold Holleeder, et hoom Dzjonsun. Zee hew Meksikuns hier toe, onlie zee aar kold Turks end Marrokuns.
Aj doe hoop ewwuhriesing is fain wiz joe, gaais, giw Viktuh uh big hug.
Jor dohtuh Djennufuh